Horrorscopes

What happens when you train GPT-2 on a load of horoscopes and The Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft? Horrorscopes of course! Enjoy a tantilising glimpse into your future madness!

Aquarius

(January 20th to February 18th)

Aquarius

Someone close to you, and you’re smart you’re in a practical, your personal attitude and loved ones. With Saturn in the most free-expressing part of your chart, you could be getting back to the right now. The Moon enters Virgo for angle with friends and mentor, so you’ll be ready to get a smart thing.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Pisces

Optimism and puzzzy Neptune is in a trry today. It’s an excellent for authority today, so if you start mediting the same old picture and you could. Yes, you might feeling all about your piece today. The Sun is on the planet tomorrow, encouraging you to pull your domestic matters by people that are going to work whom you will be play attention to the southermed metaletal abundant I had seen of which he had called up, and his connexied manal, for I would sanicine; but still — and tothen the pants, the files of the wanders of ancient laboristenings; some other and was on the case. It wouldnot be unknown the brain of the landscape of side. He did not think. We were, without a reinain as I cannot call a tamblingly and more powerful things that he might be volume in subtle and existingly. I had the lush of my image. It was evidently supply for the question, though the system of the bodies Inden he had come to the west of the wind's crazy and stuffed down and largely detery and connexuited. In a midst of wraphoods were hideous, and a paw was no quite beneath him—a change on the central came, for he had seen ascretly a militation of powerful certainlyple. s I felt a whilst I had sleptical and masonry figure to the problem of mouth it. The carvings he came and tall and capted the vague pursue; but now professors and the fabulously parredguage. He is not the last chamber, so be it.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Aries

You may have to green in this? Today you’ll be able to fit more fun. Today’s cosmic Venus-Pluto opposition could encourage your plans, eging on the side.

Cthulhu

(April 2nd, February 27th and December 2nd)

Cthulhu

Vision maker, so be careful if you’re so quite a bit as they may. There’s no need to get your way, but this is a good time to guide you. There’s nothing woman where you run play more close to your financial systems.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 20th)

Taurus

Mentorate Venus is in your house of security, encouraging you to be surprised if you’re trying to do too much big. Once Saturn goes retrograde on Joines today in your income sector. But don’t be surprised if you want to tempt, baby, do your mind.

Gemini

(May 21st to June 20th)

Gemini

Now that planets in your house of networking and security and thinking big rules. This is the best day to consider your mind. If you’re going to want to get your way, this may really be anxious to do next. It’s time to put on the hunglock of others, so don’t be too strong.

Eris

(May 25th)

Eris

Stop the risk.

Cancer

(June 21st to July 22nd)

Gemini

Don’t let them fram you to have the same old way. As a matter of fact, this is not a smart time to doubt your own thing. Make sure that people say what you want, something that you want. Someone may be playing you, especially with a baby, or that may be a bad thing if you’re making your financial buttons, you’re on the big player. Today you’ll be in a seat, and I feared to sleep. he farmhouse had been read of the large black space, and the same thing had been laidly borne in the limit. he else of the policy in 1819. t was in the carvenge, and line tliached the table, and totches of masonial skythy were in its mind. Hey, this is the cosmos’s actually true to make your life. While it’s a good thing, it’s time to let it out. Then, your personality is in a rather than you need to go into the pastence which must began to the pavement of its supportation, but I saw that the most horrible swampaths of the farmhouse. hese was strangely associated, tapt. he farmhouse was a very obviously purposed in the tarpe and brickly; and associated a pawning a midst of steepness.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Leo

Maybe you try to get crage of things that aren’t going to have to be different. Revolved with it, a parent sense of money, so start focusing on you, cranky. With Mercury and Venus in your house of thinking and eclipse could increase your mind. This is full of fact, so now yet you have to consider your thoughts at work.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Virgo

Somebody is gettingting it that it is all about you! If you are not facing their heads and you’re on the tenth phrase and what you think. Or someone might trying to go with a lover. Work and responsibilities are going to verbal.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 21st)

Scorpio

It’s not a malcontent, but today is the time to play nice with your lover. You may be wise to get instead and make sure that you’re on the right sky. People may be in a paroddance, the dawns that had stumbed in the rustic sounds in the Great Old Ones had been lawed in the hill, and he were lossing and sounds of the 27th and the Moon is in your house of ambition and success. And this is one of the most creative direction, so let the office to the same time for you.

Sagittarius

(November 22rd to December 21st)

Sagittarius

Yesterday’s new moon indeed, so it’s time to take a chance on your life. With the Moon in the most love part of your chart, you may feel like a little burst of your life. Fortunately, you’ll be apparent.

Capricorn

(December 22rd to January 19th)

Capricorn

If you need to be in checking a lot of details, you know that you’re going to mentally? This is an excellent day to get things done, but today. Do what you say. Just make sure that you’re pushing yourself about it.